“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up”, sa
分类: 幽默与笑话
当你站在磅秤上时 when you got on the scales
You’re so fat that when you got on the scales they said “I need your
不法和非法之间有什么区别? What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is in violation of the
鸟种子 bird seed
I’ll never forget the on the cashiers face, when she scanned the packet of
我有一颗狮子般的心 I have the heart of a lion
I have the heart of a lion, I also have a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo. 我
在整个动物王国中,哪个野兽是最没意思的? Which is the least interesting beast in the entire animal kingdom?
Which is the least interesting beast in the entire animal kingdom? The boar. 在整个
基督徒 Christian
A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him. He books
为什么豹子不喜欢玩捉迷藏? Why didn’t the leopard enjoy playing hide and seek?
Q: Why didn’t the leopard enjoy playing hide and seek? A: Because he was s
当鹅买了一支新的口红时,它说了什么? What did the goose say when he purchased a new lipstick?
Q: What did the goose say when he purchased a new lipstick? A: “Put it on
为什么蚂蚁永远不生病? Why do ants never get sick?
Why do ants never get sick? Because they all have anty bodies. 为什么蚂蚁永远不生病? 因为它们都